Rules to Teach your Son

⚜ RULES TO TEACH YOUR SON:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.

3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.

4. In a negotiation, try not to make the first offer. But if you have to, never be unfair.

5. Request the late check-out.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.

9. Play with passion or don’t play at all…

10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.

11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.

13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.

14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.

15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.

16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.

18. Never turn down a breath mint.

19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.

20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising, but make sure God is always in it.

21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.

22. Eat lunch with the new kid.

23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.

24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.

25. Manners maketh the man.

26. Give credit. Take the blame.

27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.

28. Never lift your hand on a woman.

29. Cooking & cleaning are life skills. Always help out in the house.

30. Write down your dreams.

31. Take time to snuggle your pets, they love you so much and are always happy to see you.

32. Be confident and humble at the same time.

33. By maintaining good manners and etiquette you’ll never be in trouble.

34. After using something, put it back where you got them and throw away your waste right away.

35. Learn to recycle and repurpose materials.

36. No Gadgets while eating with other people.

37. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are and REFUSE to just be ordinary!

38. If you hurt someone, apologize.

39. Be at peace with yourself.

40. Always be the son that your mother thinks you are.

41. In all things and above all,

Give Glory to God.

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